smokinshield-blog: "What if someone catches us?"

[Total crack! im so sorry. im hyper and i’m sorry, I’m so sorry.]

Tauriel scoffed, “Someone’s not a thrill seeker."Tauriel went to shed her dress handing it off to Thorin in exchange for his clothes. Totally oblivious to the fact she had stood half nude with only her trousers on infront of the king under the mountain. granted she was intoxicated….. She just wanted to know how heavy dwarven clothes were and well… Why not? "look. If someone walks in on this, I’ll take the fall. Throw a couple swings at me, we’ll start fighting– we probably will start a fight, and then no questions will be asked.”
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